These Terrible Toys Should Definitely Be Taken Off The Shelves

1. Knock Off

Media Source 

“New Style Ninja Tortoise”… From the creators of “My Tiny Baby Horse” and “Mrs. Potato Face”!

2. Pooh Bear

Media Source 

It’s official: Winnie wasn’t exaggerating when he was talking about his “hundred acre wood.”

3. Can You Shave The Baby?

Media Source 

The answer is “no.” I prefer my baby to be head-to-toe covered in Trump-like Cheeto hair, thank you very much. 

4. Worst Babysitter Ever

Media Source 

Um, this is NOT what I meant by “Keep an eye on my baby”!

Media Source 

I offered the guy $200,000 and showed up to his house with a crew of paranormal detectives. A month later, I ding dong ditched his house, left the doll on the front steps with a note pinned to her dress that read, “Why did you sell me, Daddy?

About jay 1245 Articles
I just love blog.

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.